This anti-Kremlin Russian Chess Champ was trying to launch a new democratic political party yesterday when a propeller driven dildo scared the wits out of his bodyguards. I don't blame the Doberman-like security agent for swatting it down,stomping on it and then carrying the dick and balls away.Good job! I just wish we had creative protests like this here in America. So where can I buy one? Thanks to Clark Kent for this.