Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Actually, I usually loath McDonalds,and haven't indulged in a hamburger from McD's in about a year or so.
But last Saturday on the way to cover "Nowsville" I had the urge to get off Franklin and go thru the Drive-Up.
After I paid and left the parking lot,I heard a loud crunch and my truck was listing toward the pavement on the driver side front.My front wheel came off!
Now...if I hadn't stopped for that burger, I may have lost control and smashed into somebody.The AAA tow guy said I was a lucky guy.
Why would I stop on the way to doing a radio show?
What force put the thought of a soggy burger into my head?
The Fast Food Gods were watching out for me.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
1)Cell phones are stupid.
2)When people talk on them they do stupid things.
3)When I call someone on a cell phone they are usually doing something else and don't really pay attention.
4)Everyone takes all this time up texting when it talks a lot less time to make a call.
5)The signal sound and reception suck.
6)Cell phones cost you an average of $50 to $100 a month.
7)You Have to PAY FOR MINUTES??!!!!
8)People with cell phones are always telling you how great their cell phone is.
9)Girls use them to hide from guys.
10)Guys use them to find girls.
11)If you have one, it always rings right at the wrong time.
12)When you are waiting for a call back,it never rings.
13)Ringtones are dumb.
14)Cameras are cameras, not phones.
15)Anyone who watches a movie on a cell phone should be committed.
16)They are listening to your calls.
17)Your monthly charges feed greedy corporations.
18)A recent Swedish study concluded that cell phones injure fetuses.
19)Some studies show that cell phones give you brain cancer.
20)Cell phones are used as leashes and monitors by nosy spouses,tracking devices by employers,and evidence by the police.