Wednesday, February 28, 2007

This Sunday: Incorrect and Outsider Music


In a 1996 Pulse magazine article, Irwin Chusid coined the term "outsider music", which he defines as "crackpot and visionary music, where all trails lead essentially one place: over the edge." Chusid has drawn a distinction -- too often lost on deadline-beset journalists -- between the terms "incorrect music" and "outsider music," which he insists are not synonymous and overlap only slightly. Chusid has explained that Incorrect Music was a radio concept, which included all manner of musical "wrongness," often by people who should have known better, or whose sincerity was questionable. Outsider musicians, on the other hand, he defines as "artists who are often termed 'bad' or 'inept' by listeners who judge them by the standards of mainstream popular music. Yet despite dodgy rhythms and a lack of conventional tunefulness, these often self-taught artists radiate an abundance of earnestness and passion. Most importantly, they betray an absence of pretense. And they're worth listening to, often outmatching all contenders for inventiveness and originality."
This show is now available HERE.

Friday, February 23, 2007

This Sunday's Radio Show


This show will probably bore most of you, but seeing as it's Oscar night and I have been listening to a lot of classic Hollywood soundtracks lately( especially The King and I) Sunday at 10 AM at kwvaradio.org the Sunday Morning Hangover will feature my favorite soundtracks, overtures and themes from classic Hollywood movies.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

And Another Thing....


Even tho on Sunday Mornings I can be way hungover, sleepy,comatose,dopey and sleazy I still vow to do a GREAT radio show at 10 AM Sunday morning on KWVA 88.1 Eugene www.kwvaradio.org that is all.

An Angry Man


What pisses me off is that everyone is more concerned with Britney shaving her head, American Idol, Survivor, Anna Nichol and other stupid shit like sports rather than the fact that our President King George Bush has broken every law in the book including murder AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!!!!
I was watching a documentary about Nixon and the Vietnam war tonite and what struck me was the fact that in the 60's and 70's people real cared and got pissed off about this stuff-nowadays all these young bubblegum chicks and pussified boy toys are either too stupid or too self absorbed and selfish to get off their fat asses and demand impeachment.
This asshole criminal presnit GW and his handler Dick have got to be run out of town or else we are all gonna be fucked.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Record Convention Sunday!


The Hangover will broadcast LIVE from the Eugene Record Convention at 10 AM this Sunday! Go there for records as low as $1 each!Meet famous radio personalities such as Marc Time, DJ Sleeve, Rocco, Dawn Baby, Amelia, Kranky Kowboy and many more!!!!!

Gary Phillips remembered


Another figure and celebrity from my Rather Ripped days is also gone, dying of cancer the same day as my fiend Rick. Gary Phillips was a great guitarist and played in Copperhead with John Cippolina, Earhquake, the Greg Kihn Band, Sudden Fun,and worked at Berserkeley Records with great legends such as the Rubinoos and Jonathan Richman.
He used to hang with us at Rather Ripped and we would bust his stones constantly. He was a fun guy who LOVED powerpop, Rock and Roll and shooting the shit, A special blog has been set up here:(http://garyphillips.blogspot.com/) in memory of another great rocker who died way too soon.

Rather Ripped, Rick R.I.P. and Ray Remembers



I found out this week that my friend and ex partying co-worker from Rather Ripped Records in the late 70's Rick Johnson died last week after a long illness.
Rick was once my best friend's roommate, a bright happy guy who knew a lot aboumusicand like all of us in the 70's LOVED to party. We spent a lot of time together at Rather Ripped Records, the world's best record store located in Berkeley California north of campus until it's demise in the early 80's.
I will miss Rick who died in his early 50's-too young too soon...
More on the Rather Ripped story-My fiend Ray Farrell who conspired with me and others to foist punk rock upon the world in the 70's is now a big wig at E Music and wrote to us regarding the using of the words "Rather Ripped" by Sonic Youth as the title of their latest CD.:

"The store was gone before the band first performed in California which
was late 84 or early 85. That was when I met them as I booked their west
coast dates. When they were preparing the new album, Thurston of the band sent an
email saying- "thinking of calling the al bum Rather Ripped"... wasn't
that a record store you worked in?" I responded with a few anecdotes-
that it was the model for Amoeba Records; the legendary Patti Smith
poetry readings; and an in store where Roky Erickson told anyone that
would look him in the eye that he was "watchin' you die". Thurston forwarded that to the band. Thurston liked the way the title flowed and the multiple connotations it can have. In the context of the new album, it was the first time in many albums where the band just recorded an album without much preproduction. They made a more
spontaneous record and "rather ripped" was the best way to describe it.
Steve Shelley, SY's drummer was the only one that had reservations about
the title. I told him that when the store existed, "ripped" could mean a
number of things- elegantly stoned or ripped off. I told him that Joe Strummer had come to the store one afternoon with a mutual friend and wanted to s ee Commander Cody play in Cotati. On the way up, Joe asked " so Rather Ripped- does that mean that you see yourselves as being ripped off by The Man?" Steve says, that's exactly what I'm afraid of- rock critics using the title against us saying that were ripping off our fans. Don't know if you remember Byron Coley, music writer. He worked at Rhino (the store) in the RRR days. He used to visit RRR regularly He's one of Thurstons' best friends and they share a love of archiving music obscurities especially the 70's- small run pressings of artists vanity projects; experimental labels like 1750 Arch and the like. I saw the two of them at a poetry reading just after RR came out. Byron says to me - kinda weird how the album is called Rather Ripped, huh? Must make you feel like you're in a time tube having two completely periods of your life reflected together"
Also- one of my regular RRR customers John "Pinksocks" Silva, went on to manage Nirvana, Beck, Sonic Youth among others. He loved the idea of calling it "Rather Ripped". While I'm on the subject of RRR anecdotes--- A few years ago I did a promotion on eMusic with the Cure. When I met their manager he looked at me and said, Ray Farrell- you sold me my first Cure record- a UK 45 of "Boys Don't Cry" he said he was a power pop fanatic at the time and that I said it was a natural step. A couple of years ago, some old friends and I went to the Freight And Salvage to
see a Holy Modal Rounders reunion. There were a bunch of cooler older guys with long white hair attending the show. One came up to me and said, "You sold me my first Planxty record and now I have a radio show
on KPFA!" The last time I remember talking about the store with Thurston was on a
road trip we took with John Fahey in 96. Thurston booked a short northeast tour for two of them as solo perfo rmers. Fahey had a mercurial wit and a penchant for obscure detail. In the car one day we talked about the early -mid 70's folk scene. He knew a lot of Berkeley people back then- had plenty of anecdotes about the Freight And Salvage, Robbie Basho, Country Joe McDonald, etc. I told them that working in a used
record store in Berkeley in the 70's, we would get a lot of trade ins that would have the owners stoned poetry or attempts at songwriting scribbled on to the inner sleeve or on separate paper stuffed in the jacket. I collected most of them along with local punk flyers. I always referenced the album it came from because then it was clear how lets say "George Harrison's "All Things Must Pass' would inspire some mopey
stoned spinoff of one of the songs. Fahey said that I should make a book
out of it called Proverbial Eloquence of the Rather Ripped. And that Robbie Basho likely penned a few of them. Unfortunately, that stuff didn't survive my
various moves since those days."

Monday, February 05, 2007

Another Great Blog!Rato!


This blog has great music downloads like: lotsa Bossa Nova, Neil Diamond, Etta James and just great Rock and Roll. Go Here:http://ratorecordsblog.blogspot.com/
I talked about this blog on Sunday's Radio Program available HERE

Saturday, February 03, 2007

My Fave New Blog!


Lots and LOTS of Jazz Babes, Soul Singers, Female Lounge and torch singers and tons of bio info great CD/LP covers and MANY Rapid share downloads.
I might play some of these on my show tomorrow-10 AM on KWVA.

http://shesingsjazzandmore.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

A Treasonous President


Proof that Bush and Cheney committed Treason by outing a CIA agent in a revenge act to cover up the lies that led us to war.
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/013107Z.shtml
"Cheney's Handwritten Notes Implicate Bush in Plame Affair
By Jason Leopold and Marc Ash
t r u t h o u t | Report
Wednesday 31 January 2007
Copies of handwritten notes by Vice President Dick Cheney, introduced at trial by defense attorneys for former White House staffer I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, would appear to implicate George W. Bush in the Plame CIA Leak case.
Bush has long maintained that he was unaware of attacks by any member of his administration against [former ambassador Joseph] Wilson. The ex-envoy's stinging rebukes of the administration's use of pre-war Iraq intelligence led Libby and other White House officials to leak Wilson's wife's covert CIA status to reporters in July 2003 in an act of retaliation.
But Cheney's notes, which were introduced into evidence Tuesday during Libby's perjury and obstruction-of-justice trial, call into question the truthfulness of President Bush's vehement denials about his prior knowledge of the attacks against Wilson. The revelation that Bush may have known all along that there was an effort by members of his office to discredit the former ambassador begs the question: Was the president also aware that senior members of his administration compromised Valerie Plame's undercover role with the CIA?"
See Link for more....

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Top 10 Podcast and Archived Hangover Radio Shows


Shawn of Entroporium informs me that the most popular archived and podcasted Sunday Morning Hangover Radio Shows are:

1)A Tribute to Jimmy Smith Part 1 10/22/2006
2)A Tribute to Jimmy Smith Part2
3)101 Strings Part 1 10/15/2006
4)A Tribute to Syd Barrett Part 2 7/16/2006
5)A Tribute to Syd Barrett Part 1 7/16/2006
6)The Hangover Countdown- the best of the worst of 2006 12/31/2006
7)Fun With Nukes!Atomic Platters 1/14/2006
8)Abba Special Part 1 1/8/2006
9)Santa Claus takes over the Hangover Part 1 12/24/2006
10)Abba Special Part 2 1/8/2006

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The Songs of Betty Boop!


This Sunday I will feature an hour of great 1930's Betty Boop cartoon songs that I painstakenly upped and converted-all sung by Mae Questal, also the voice of Olive Oyl.
Available HERE for Download and Podcast.
From:http://www.assumption.edu/ahc/1920s/BoopAndJazz.html
If we do not count King Vidor's first talking film, "Hallelujah" (M-G-M, 1929), made for the African-American market with an all-black cast, which featured an appearance by Duke Ellington and his Cotton Club Orchestra, the first use of jazz music and jazz musicians in film dates from the "Betty Boop" cartoons of the early 1930s. Betty was the creation of the Fleischer brothers, Jewish immigrants from Austria, who set out, with financing from Paramount, to challenge Walt Disney. In almost every respect their cartoons differed from Disney's. This was true of their style of animation, which utilized film of human motion. It was true of theme and story line. Betty is, along with Popeye and Superman, the best known of their creations. She is also, as befitted a "flapper," the one who introduced jazz music to the movies.

Several of the "Betty Boop" cartoons used jazz songs, not simply as background music, but for style of movement. One of the most interesting of these for our purposes is "Minnie, the Moocher." The film begins with live action footage of Cab Calloway, who made the song his trademark, and his Cotton Club Orchestra (he had replaced Ellington as the club's headliner). Cab sings and dances the title song. When the animation begins, Betty and her father, a Jew from Austria, perhaps based upon the Fleischers' own father, are arguing. He insists that she must follow the family tradition and eat a traditional dish. Betty tearfully refuses. The scene is a thinly disguised parody of "The Jazz Singer." Like Jakie Rabinowitz, Betty decides to run away. Like Jakie, she too runs toward jazz music. But, unlike Jakie, Betty runs toward the real thing. No "Toot, Toot, Tootsie" for her. With her boyfriend, the dog Bimbo, she runs off to the strains of "Minnie, the Moocher."

Minnie, Calloway sings, had learned "to kick the gong around," to use opium, from her boy friend "Smoky" whose drug of choice was cocaine. Although the cartoon does not show Betty taking any drug, she does, to the accompaniment of Cab's version of the song, find herself in a dream world. Her experiences, however, do not parallel Minnie's. Minnie dreamed that the King of Sweden "was giving her things that she was needin'." Instead Betty meets a ghostly walrus with enlarged lips who sings the song. Betty and Bimbo are terrified, as well they should be, for the Walrus transforms itself into a spectral cat whose kittens suck it dry and into a prison guard who escorts skeletons to the electric chair, among other transmigrations. In all of these, the walrus/cat/guard moves like Cab Calloway. At one point, in a reversal of a Stepin Fetchit gag, Betty and Bimbo turn black with fear. Finally, Betty and Bimbo run for their lives, pursued by various goblins and skeletons. Bimbo seeks refuge in the dog house. Betty climbs into her own bed. The farewell letter she left for her parents obligingly shreds itself, leaving the message "Home, Sweet, Home."

"I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You Rascal, You" also begins with live action footage, this time of Louis Armstrong and his Orchestra performing the title song. When the animation begins, Koko the clown and Bimbo are carrying Betty in a sedan chair across the African veldt. Betty has brown skin, the same tone as that used to depict the Africans who kidnap her. Koko and Bimbo set out to rescue her but instead find themselves fleeing for their lives as a tribal chief pursues them. He then turns into Armstrong's head and then into a tribal god, all the while singing "I'll Be Glad When You're Dead." Here again the Fleischers made use of enlarged lips in depicting the god's head. Koko and Bimbo manage to rescue Betty with the help of a porcupine which wanders across their path. The trio again run for their lives, pursued this time by the entire village. They are saved when a volcano erupts, killing all of their pursuers. The storyline, as with "Minnie," owed nothing to the song lyrics.

In "Old Man of the Mountain" the Fleischers used the storyline of the song for their own plot. Again, live action footage begins the film. Again it is Cab Calloway and the Cotton Club Orchestra performing "Minnie the Moocher." Again, the Fleischers use Calloway's dance routine as the basis for the animated motions of both the Old Man and of Betty, who sing and dance a duet. Once "Minnie the Moocher" is done, Calloway announces "The Old Man of the Mountain," and the animation begins. It starts with a lion in a guardhouse who straps on a pair of rabbits as though they were roller skates and sets off down the mountain to warn everyone that the "Old Man" is on the prowl. This sets off a virtual stampede as everyone scrambles to get out of his way. All except Betty, that is. She comes out of her "tourist house lodgings" and asks what's going on. An owl, in Calloway's voice, sings:

With a long, white beard and a crooked stare,
He tramps along with the folks all scared;
With a twinkle in his eye, he passes them by,
The Old Man of the Mountain!

Oh, he wears long hair and his feet are bare,
They say he's mad as a grizzly bear,
His cares are none and he fears no one,
The Old Man of the Mountain!

He talks with the bears when he's lonely,
He sleeps with the sky for a tent,
And he'll eat you up when he's hungry,
And it wouldn't cost him a red cent!

And he'll live as long as an old oak tree,
He'll eat up fools like you and me,
Oh, I often sigh and jump and cry
At the Old Man of the Mountain!

Betty announces her intent to "see this Old Man of the Mountain" and heads up the path. When she gets to the top, she and the Old Man do their duet:

Old Man: You got to ho-de-ho
Betty: You got to ho-de-ho
Old Man: You got to hi-de-hi
Betty: You got to hi-de-hi
Old Man: You got to he-de-he
To get along with me!
Betty: Yeah, man! How do?
Old Man: You've gotta learn my song
Betty: I gotta learn your song
Old Man: If you do me wrong
Betty: I'm gonna do you wrong.
Old Man: You gotta kick the gong
To get along with me!

The duet ends abruptly when the Old Man grabs for Betty. She dashes off. He follows and manages to get a hand on her dress which she wiggles out of. The dress then slaps the Old Man for Betty and runs over to where she is hiding behind a tree. Betty, reunited with her clothes, clambers up the tree. The Old Man tries to get her down but animals of all sorts come to her rescue and tie his arms and legs in knots.

These cartoons were the first opportunity many viewers had of seeing Louis Armstrong and Cab Calloway perform. For some in the audience it was the first time they heard real jazz rather than the "jazzy" songs of Jolson. The music was as irreverent and as sensual as they had heard. It dealt with sex, drugs, violence. Further, the cartoons themselves were equally transgressive. In Betty's first cartoon appearancee, "Dizzy Dishes," she is a dog or, more precisely, a cross between a woman and a dog. Bimbo, the star of the cartoon, falls for her at once. In "Minnie the Moocher," her seventeenth cartoon appearance, she is the daughter of Jewish immigrant parents. Bimbo is her friend but there is no hint of romance. In "I'll Be Glad When You're Dead," Betty's thirty-second cartoon, she is African. There is, again, no romance.

"I'll Be Glad When You're Dead" is not the only cartoon in which Betty is not white. In "Betty Boop's Bamboo Isle," her thirty-third cartoon, she is Samoan. Bimbo arrives at Bamboo Isle in a motor boat which transforms itself into a dog house. He finds himself in Betty's canoe. After he sings her a song, they disembark in a clearing. When other Samoans arrive, Bimbo turns himself into a native by hitting himself over the head with a bone. This raises a lump through which he sticks the bone. The Fleischers illustrated the force of the blow with circles swimming around Bimbo's head. He grabs a couple of these and uses them as earrings. Then he rubs his cheeks with dirt. The disguise fools the Samoans. There are several more musical numbers, including one in which Betty does a hula wearing only a grass skirt and a lei. A rain storm breaks up the entertainment. It also washes the dirt from Bimbo's cheeks revealing him to be white. This angers the Samoans who chase after him and Betty. Fortunately, the doghouse turns back into a motorboat, and they escape. In the last scene Betty and Bimbo share a romantic kiss.

The Fleischer brothers did more than introduce jazz to the movies. They also added a discordant voice to the ongoing discussion in the mass media about race, ethnicity, and nationality. They made cartoons in which nothing was fixed. Betty was white, except in those cartoons in which she was not. She was the daughter of Jewish immigrants in one cartoon, but not in any others. Bimbo, who usually remained a dog, was her romantic interest in some of the cartoons but not in others. Louis Armstrong provided the voice for the African chasing Bimbo and Koko which the Fleischers illustrated using crude stereotypes. Cab Calloway provided the voice for the Old Man of the Mountain, who was white. Bimbo attempted to "pass" as Samoan but was discovered. On "Bamboo Isle" people of color ruled and enforced their own racial hierarchy.

The cartoons played equally fast and loose with notions of female virtue. In "Boop-Oop-A-Doop" Betty is a circus performer. Her act is so hot that the ringmaster follows her into her tent and attempts to force himself upon her. She sings:

You can feed me bread and water,
Or a great big bale of hay,
But don't take my boop-oop-a-doop away!

You can say my voice is awful,
Or my songs are too risquŽ,
Oh, but don't take my boop-oop-a-doop away!

Just as he succeeds in getting on top of her, Koko the clown comes to the rescue. He and the ringmaster fight. Koko wins. He goes over to Betty and whispers something in her ear. "No! He couldn't take my boop-oop-a-doop away!" she replies. Then she and Koko kiss. Betty's "boop-oop-a-doop," her trademark, is not her virginity, what a conventional heroine would seek to preserve. Instead it is her sensuous approach to life. That is perhaps why she and Koko, who usually plays relatively minor roles in Betty's cartoons, when he appears at all, wind up in a romantic clinch at the end.
Another Great Link To Betty Boop Music History:http://www.socialaffairsunit.org.uk/blog/archives/000304.php

Monday, January 08, 2007

This Sunday January 14 on the Hangover!




A Celebration of our upcoming Atomic War in the Mideast-excerpts and highlights from the incredible box set: ATOMIC PLATTERS: COLD WAR MUSIC FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOMELAND SECURITY, a five CD/1 DVD box set capturing the best in vintage atomic music and film.
 Over 100 Cold War tracks featuring CONELRAD favorites Slim Gaillard, Janet Greene, The Goldwaters, Bill Haley, Ann-Marget, Carl Perkins, Carl Mann and many, many more!
 Two full-length spoken word 'scare' albums from 1961 re-issued for the first time: IF THE BOMB FALLS and THE COMPLACENT AMERICANS!
 More than two dozen frighteningly naïve Public Service Announcements, many voiced by such celebrities as Groucho Marx, Pat Boone and Johnny Cash!
 A DVD with nine short-subject civil defense and anti-Communist films!
 A nearly 300 page hardbound book bursting with Cold War era photos and bizarre art with liner notes by CONELRAD co-founder Bill Geerhart!
Listen Here
https://archive.org/details/mt20070114nukes_1

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Blue Music



On the Sunday Morning Hangover-KWVA 88.1 at 11AM- an hour of Blue Music in celebration of the Museum of Unfine Art's 5 year birthday bash this coming thursday.

At 10 AM an Hour of interviews and the Best tracks by The Free Design.
"Despite the almost unbelievable lack of chart success they had keen followers ...a brothers and sisters act who struck no poses but sang melodic popular music was ostracized. The craftmanship of the Free Design's productions, the intricate arrangements, the timelessness of the songs and the purity and natural beauty of their voices were in contrast with the trends being set by their contemporaries.
The sound of Free Design is modern, rich orchestration with a choral approach to pop, simultaneously nostalgic and bracingly fresh. Although the band remained obscure and unnoticed by the media it is not strange that nowadays bands as Cornelius, Pizzicato Five, Blueboy, Gentle People, Louis Philippe, Tomorrow's World, Stereolab and Belle and Sebastian have found a source of inspiration with the prolific career of the Free Design."
Listen online to the stream at
http:www.kwvaradio.org
listen live at KWVA 88.1 Eugene at 10AM on Sunday!

WES ROBINSON-SF Punk Promoter


We used to affectionately call him "Wes the Mess" because of his inept ways of setting gigs up.One time The Jars, the Mondellos and others bands arrived to play downtown Berkeley's Provo Park on July 4 1979 and Wes was the promoter. After the bands started to set up we realized there was no electrical power! Someone had to get a bolt cutter to break into the power box.
He really was a great guy but we always wondered what kind of dope he was on and if we could get some. Ruthie's Inn was a trip and he was special to the Bay Area punk scene.
Him and Dirk ,gone within months of each other.

From the Roadrunner Records site:
"Legendary Ruthie's Inn Promoter WES ROBINSON Dead At 77 - Jan. 2, 2007
Wes Robinson founder of the legendary Ruthie's Inn on San Pablo Avenue in Berkeley, California — a mecca for San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal and punk acts in the 1980s (everyone from BAD BRAINS to SOCIAL DISTORTION, then later METALLICA, EXODUS, POSSESSED and DEATH ANGEL, played there) — passed away on December 31, 2006, reportedly after having fallen down a flight of stairs of at his studio in Oakland (although the cause of his death has not yet been officially released). Robinson was 77 years old.
Shortly before his death, Robinson was working on a documentary about Ruthie's Inn, featuring footage shot at a Ruthie's Inn "reunion show" (flyer), which took place on September 23, 2006 at Nimby Warehouse in Oakland. Performers at the concert included FANG, NO ALTERNATIVE, SOCIAL UNREST, VERBAL ABUSE, ALL TIME HIGHS, ARNOCORPS, STONE VENGEANCE, and PROUDFLESH."
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=64604
Roadrunner Records site
Photo from Punk Globe

Thursday, January 04, 2007

This Sunday's Radio Show


An Hour of interviews and the Best tracks by The Free Design
I was going to make this a 2 hour special with a lot more rare tracks than what I am playing,but after pre-producing and editing I decided an hour is just about right.
Listen online to the stream at www.kwvaradio.org
listen live at KWVA 88.1 at 10 on Sunday, or download later here.

Sunday, December 31, 2006

THE SUNDAY MORNING HANGOVER 2006 TOP 20



20) The Scala Belgian Children's Chorus-"I Touch Myself"
Back again due to numerous requests.
19) Pastor John Rydgren-"Rinky Dink"
A catchy little number based on a song by Booker T and the MG's.
18) Frank Sinatra- "Monkey Gone To Heaven"
Actually a Frankie Black wannabee.
17) Joann Castle-"Tico Tico"
In honor of the Tico Tico marathon I ripped off from WFMU.
16) Fred Lane- "The French Toast Man"
Easily the grossest song of the year.
15) Buzz Martin-"That's When Something Breaks Down"
Local Logger cuts wood and many LP's
14) Judy Carne-"Sock It To Me!"
Another sexy oldie-it always generates a phone call from a listener.
13) The Foursome-"When That Midnight Choo Choo Leaves For Alabam"
I always loved songs with train whistles.
12) Antoine-"Popcorn"
The German Vocal version which actually sounds obscene.
11) Joe Perkins/Jimmie Riddle-"Little Eephin' Annie"
My favorite eephin song.
10) Connie Chung-"Thanks For the Memories"
She sang this on her final TV show this year draped over a piano. Poor Maury.
9) Jim of Seattle-"Welcome to Windows"
All of your computer's noises are transformed into a symphony.
8) George Bush/Harry Shearer-"Hard Work"
To remind us how hard it is to kill thousands of innocent men women and children.
7) Julie Andrews-"The Lonely Goatherd"
Better than Gwen Stefani's recent hit that ripped this song off.
6) Barracuda-"Put Your Ass Up In The Air"
Infectious and fragrant euro-disco.
5) The Ovulators-"Satellite of Love"
Hit from local girls' excellent debut CD.
4) Gnarls Barkley-"Crazy"
I wish all of this year's top 40 were this good.
3) John Denver-"Annie's Song"(Censored)
Courtesy of the mad geniuses at WFMU-FM-what happens when censorship runs amok.
2) Bank Of America -"One Card"
Two middle-aged managers destroy the U2 song and use it to promote B of A.
1) Neil Young- "Let's Impeach the President"
Song of the Year-Should have been a hit single.

Happy New Year!