My State is Blue

Today you are joyous while I’m filled with rue
Your state is red; my state is blue
I canvassed, I voted, what more could I do?
Your state is red; my state is blue
I want diplomacy, you like a coup
Your state is red; my state is blue
You protect companies I want to sue
Your state is red; my state is blue
You promote abstinence; I like to screw
Your state is red; my state is blue
You say “be strong” and I say “be true”
Your state is red; my state is blue
I said “invasion” and you said “rescue”
Your state is red; my state is blue
I say “homophobia,” you say “value”
Your state is red; my state is blue
My pets go “meow” and your pets go “moo”
Your state is red; my state is blue
I like rights (say, free speech) you want to undo
Your state is red; my state is blue
You like the Cowboys, I side with the Sioux
Your state is red; my state is blue
You think that crap in the Bible is true
Your state is red; my state is blue
You’re killing health care and I’ve got the flu
Your state is red; my state is blue
I fought the good fight, did all I could do
Your state is red; my state is blue
There are millions of me, and yet more of you
Your state is red; my state is blue
Oh Cheney, Cheney, you bastard, I’m through
Your state is red; my state is blue

by Adam Wassonwww.selfdestructionhandbook.com

Thanks to a Sunday Morning Hangover listener for forwarding this to me.