
What on earth are you doing God? is this some sort of joke you're playing?
Is it 'cause we didn't pray?
Well I can't see the point of the words without the action
Are you just hot air breathing over us? and overall
is it fun watching us all?
Where's your son? we want him again
Next time you send your boy down here
Give him a wife and a sexy daughter - someone we can understand
Who's got some ideas we use really relate to
we've all read your rules - tried them. Learned them in school then tried them
They're impossible rules you've made us look fools
Well done God but now please
don't hunt me down for heaven's sake! You know that I'm only joking. Aren't I?
Pardon me - I'm very drunk but I know what I'm trying to say
And It's nearly night time and we're still alone waiting
For something unknown Still waiting
So throw down a stone or something
Give us a sign for Christ's sake
No more champagne
And the fireworks are through
Here we are, me and you
Feeling lost and feeling blue
It's the end of the party
And the morning seems so grey
So unlike yesterday
Now's the time for us to say
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I
Sometimes I see
How the brave new world arrives
And I see how it thrives
In the ashes of our lives
Oh yes, man is a fool
And he thinks he'll be okay
Dragging on, feet of clay
Never knowing he's astray
Keeps on going anyway...
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I
Seems to me now
That the dreams we had before
Are all dead, nothing more
Than confetti on the floor
It's the end of a decade
In another ten years time
Who can say what we'll find
What lies waiting down the line
In the end of eighty-nine
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I
19) Heino -Carnaval in Rio
18) Arnold Schwartzenegger- Arnold Uber Alles
17) Fred Langer-You’re the Sweetest Little Fetus
16) The 5 6 7 8’s- Woo Hoo
15) Clark Gardestig-Wild Thing
14) Dex Dubious-Bubbles in the Wine
13) Steve Lawrence/ECC- What’s New Pussy?
12) Jimmy Castor Bunch- Cave Man
11) Rush Limbaugh-Don’t Smoke Prescription Drugs
10) William Hung- I Believe
9) G.W. Bush-Imagine/Walk on the Wild Side
8) The Prisoner-Yellow and Orange Alert
7) Tammy Grimes- Gashly Crumb Times
6) Howard Dean-Rocky Theme
5) Scala Belgian Children’s Chorus- I Touch Myself
4) Dan Rather/ECC- Rocked by Rape
3) Margot Kidder- Can You Read My Mind?
2) William Shatner –Common People
1) Red Peters- I Can’t Say These Things
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WILD HONEY
Hooray for Honey Vizer and her litany of libidinal pleasures to be had at the Eugene Public Library (11/11)! The Library should reward her as a featured performer in one of the concerts in its sexy rotunda, and let us all have a taste of that wild Honey!
David Landazuri, Knight Library, U